When you and bae have been together for a while, and you live together or hangout at each other’s for lengthy periods of time, then you’re likely to wind yourselves up.
Couples who have been together for long breed a familiarity that leads the stupidest battles.
Here are some of the weirdest fights long term couples get into.
Complaining about bae’s chewing
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Husband and wife are eating supper.
Wife: Must you chew so loud?
Husband: *chews even louder*
Fighting over left overs
Husband when leaving work, texts wife: I hope that pilau and avocado is still there.
Wife: *blue ticks*
Husband: Babe, is the food still there?
Wife: *blue ticks*
Husband gets home.
Wife is in kitchen throwing away avocado peels.
Dish duty
Husband: Whose turn is it to do dishes?
Wife: *leaves house*
Toilet Paper
Husband puts in new roll of toilet paper.
Wife: It’s supposed to go over. *changes it*.
Husband uses loo.
Wife goes to use loo.
Toilet paper is going under.
Picking a restaurant
Husband: Where do you want to meet for lunch?
Wife: I don't know. You pick.
Husband: I am not going through this again.
Wife: Ok, anywhere where they serve pizzas.
Husband: I don’t want pizza.
Wife logic
Husband: Whatever I did to make you mad, I’m sorry.
Wife: How can you be sorry if you don’t know what you did?
Left out
Wife puts in new movie. Husband settles in.
*Ominous music*
Wife: Ooh, watch this. It’s the best part.
Husband: You watched this without me!
Bad jokes
Husband: Baby.
Wife: Yes.
Husband: A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Guess what the bartender said.
Wife: I don’t know.
Husband: We don’t serve any food here. *bursts out laughing*.
Wife: Get out! *secretly hates herself for wanting to laugh*