Almost all married couples are the same.
There are experiences only married or long-term couples share. Just like parenthood, being from the village or having a lousy boss- there are many things such people can relate to and only they can understand.
1. The wake-up call
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2. Wife logic
Husband watches TV.
Wife: Nkt
Husband switches off TV.
Wife: Nkt
Husband: Ok, babe what's wrong.
Wife: You even have to ask?
Husband: Whatever it is I did, I'm sorry.
Wife: How can you be sorry if you don't even know what you did?
3. Ordering food
Husband: Babe do you want fries?
Wife: No.
Husband (to waiter): Bring me a burger, fries and a soda.
Wife (to waiter): I'll have a salad.
The food arrives.
Wife: Babe si we share the fries? Let me give you some salad.
4. Going out
Wife: Babe I'm going shopping, wanna come?
Husband: There's a game I wanted to watch...
Wife: Stay if you want to stay.
Husband: I'll get my shoes.
5. When looking for things
Wife from the living room: Babe nikujie na hiyo bag iko hapo kwa closet.
Husband: There's no bag in the closet.
Wife: Just check.
Husband comes into living room: I checked there wasn't any.
Wife goes into bedroom and finds it.
Husband: How does she do that?
6. Sexting
Sexting in honeymoon stage.
Husband: I can't wait to get home and lick **** ***** ************.
Wife: And I can't wait to *** *** ****** *******.
Sexting after honeymoon stage.
Wife: Kuja na tissue
Husband: *blue ticks*
7. Spaced out