10 benefits of having a small penis that no one will tell you about

ruby orimba

May 12, 2017 4:36 PM

Because no one ever asked the doctor for a bigger syringe.

Does it feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Does it feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway? Having you been dipping your happy finger in an ocean or have you ever been asked the question, "Is it in yet?"

In the world of penises, a bigger one is considered better. The society would have you thinking that a small penis is the end of the world.

It's not.

In fact, having a small penis can be considered a good thing. Here is 10 reasons why.

1. No embarrassing hard on while you walk. You can enjoy your afternoon fantasy without worrying that the world will know what head you'rd thinking with.

2. Condoms won't rip. Hopefully they won't slip off either.

3. You can fit in vaginas. Unfortunately, not everyone can go balls deep. The physical make up of a vagina allows it to stretch and accommodate a penis of whatever size.

4. No more vanilla sex. A big penis can limit you to missionary position so as to avoid bursting your girl's cervix. However, with a small phallus you can do mutiple positions without her getting hurt.

5. You don't need lube. Fancy a quickie at the office? Having a small penis can save you from foreplay and trust that she won't go dry on you.

6. Small guys aim to please. Having a big penis doesn't automatically give you skills in the sack. There are so many heavily endowed men that don't know how to perform in bed.

7. You become a blow job expert. No one minds a bit of gagging but no one wants to puke on their partner.

8. A small penis means less probability of getting a urinary tract infection or cystitis. No need to get pleasured only to pee fire afterwards.

9. No more pain. With a small penis you can enjoy fast and steamy pin-me-down-and-take-me-like-a-rag-doll sex without experiencing a whole lot of pain afterwards.

10. It's a virgin's wet dream come true. Because no one ever asked the doctor for a bigger syringe.