Sex 7 reasons why you shouldn't lose your virginity drunk

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Breaking your virginity can be a very big deal. play Breaking your virginity can be a very big deal. (Courtesy)

Losing your virginity is a big deal. A one time thing that can completely destroy your perception of what sex is or make it the best thing you ever discovered after white bread.

Where to do it, who to give it up to and why are key questions that every woman asks herself before letting go of carnal innocence. It’s precious you see, that’s why you just can’t pop the V when intoxicated. Here’s why

1. You need to remember

While how you lost your virginity isn’t a cool topic to discuss anymore, remembering how you did it comes close to dishing out on the details.

2. You’re lazy

If you don’t pass out before you start, there’s a really big chance you’ll snore your way through a lot of his orgasms.

3. Wrong hole manenos

Memes about this crack me up. He’ll say sorry but it will take a lot more than that to heal your poor bum.

play Never trust the aim of a drunk man. (Courtesy)


4. Carelessness

While you might be sane enough to say yes to the sex, you probably won’t remember protection. Do you want to acquire a veneral disease at your first instance of sex? No? Stay sober.

5. You’re not ready for a walk of shame

The walk of shame is an identity for the strong willed woman that just wanted to have fun. As a new ‘unvirgee” You’ll probably be thinking that everyone can see it written  on your forehead. Also, the alcohol may have lied about the guy.

6. Pregnancy scare

Don’t roll your eyes, it’s actually like an unsaid right of passage.

7. Wrong guy

Okay fine, this could happen anywhere without it necessarily being a drunk choice. But a lot of good guys turn bad when they’re drunk. He could really have game in bed but fail due to alcohol.

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