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Govt to ban KC Coconut? All hail the new ‘Panty Dropper’ in town

Already responsible for searing headaches, disorientation and bad decisions, the potent drink has now got a new designation, the ‘Panty Dropper.’

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Already responsible for searing headaches, disorientation and bad decisions, the potent drink has now got a new designation, the ‘Panty Dropper.’

Ladies are by default attracted to exquisite and expensive drinks so in an effort to save costs, men have devised a way to appeal to their vanity.

There is a sneaky parallel in taste between ‘Malibu’ and KC Coconut and once the ‘Malibu’ bottle is bought, instead of it becoming a ‘waste’ it instead becomes a ‘recurrent investment’ by hosting the contents of ‘KC Coconut.’

Impairs judgement

None the wiser, ladies are tempted to imbibe the alcohol in copious amounts which inevitably impairs judgement by reducing their brains into a non-functioning organ.

There have been reports of ‘KC’ induced conceptions, and at the rate at which those reports are surfacing, calls are being made to either ban the drink or review its contents and remove the aphrodisiac ingredient.

This has been met with fervent protests by the die-hard consumers who feel their ‘National Treasure’ is being snatched away from them.

So notorious has it become that before ladies accept an invite for drinks, they ask ‘kuna KC?’ Some rub their hands in glee with anticipation while others wear extra tight clothes with hidden belt buckles, just in case.

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