The most annoying things all Kenyans love to say
Most annoying conversations Kenyans have
And Kenyans are guilty of them in spades.
Here are five most annoying conversations Kenyans have.
When the Kenyan is shocked that you know nothing
Kenyan: I saw that thing.
Me: What’s that thing?
Kenyan: *Gasp* You don’t know what that thing is?
When the Kenyan assumes you know everyone
Kenyan: So where are you from?
Me: Kiambu
Kenyan: Oh, do you know Mama Matilda. She works in…
When the Kenyan can’t understand why you do something they wouldn’t
Kenyan: So what do you like to do in your spare time?
Me: Reading and liste-
Kenyan: Who even has times for books any more?
When the Kenyan just want to be obvious
Me: Thanks for having me. I’m going to head out now.
Kenyan: Oh, you want to go?
When the Kenyan talks smack about something popular like it's the new black
Me: Have you seen the new episode of Game of Thrones.
Kenyan: I don't even watch it. It's so overrated.
Me: Then how would you...
Kenyan: I can't stand the way the fans go on about it
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