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The most annoying things all Kenyans love to say

Most annoying conversations Kenyans have

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And Kenyans are guilty of them in spades.

Here are five most annoying conversations Kenyans have.

When the Kenyan is shocked that you know nothing

Kenyan: I saw that thing.

Me: What’s that thing?

Kenyan: *Gasp* You don’t know what that thing is?

When the Kenyan assumes you know everyone

Kenyan: So where are you from?

Me: Kiambu

Kenyan: Oh, do you know Mama Matilda. She works in…

When the Kenyan can’t understand why you do something they wouldn’t

Kenyan: So what do you like to do in your spare time?

Me: Reading and liste-

Kenyan: Who even has times for books any more?

When the Kenyan just want to be obvious

Me: Thanks for having me. I’m going to head out now.

Kenyan: Oh, you want to go?

When the Kenyan talks smack about something popular like it's the new black

Me: Have you seen the new episode of Game of Thrones.

Kenyan: I don't even watch it. It's so overrated.

Me: Then how would you...

Kenyan: I can't stand the way the fans go on about it

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