7 ways kids were thoroughly owned by their parents

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Here are some of the most creative ways parents have punished their kids.

Make them wear a shirt together and slow dance after a fight

A video on Twitter surfaced of a mother who made her sons share a shirt and dance together every time they get into a fight.

Stand on a mat and don’t move

Some parents use this to punish their kids when their little ones wander off to places they were warned against. The child is made to stand on top of a small towel or shirt or mat and told not to wander off its limits.

Being forced to finish a whole jar of food the kids were caught stealing

This probably happened to most of you. When your mama caught you taking sugar after warning you once or twice not to do it any more, you still go ahead and do it. Then when caught you, she made you sit down and forced you to either finish that 2kg packet of sugar or face a beating.

Cull a repeated habit through extreme measures

I read this story about a girl who would answer questions to her parents by shrugging.

“Mama, did you break the flask?”

*Shrugs*

“What happened to the curtains?”

*Shrugs*

This went on for a few weeks until the mum threatened to tie large rocks to her shoulders until she wouldn’t be able to lift her shoulders.

Soda bought for other better behaved children

One time at a kiosk, a child decided to ask for a soda. When the parent refused, the child threw a tantrum and even called the mum names. The mum took it all in stride and finished her shopping. Now there was another family that was waiting in line and the mums shared a look. After she was done, the mum then asked for a Fanta Orange then handed it to the other family’s kid.

Then told hers, “Only well behaved kids get treats.”

If you won’t school, get to working

This happened to many of you. A friend once told me that when he was in Second Form, he decided he wasn’t going to school any more. He was done. He was tired. His grandfather- who was the family’s breadwinner told him that if he won’t go to school. He’ll work. He had to wake up early enough to make the farm’s deliveries, had to make his own meals during the day (he couldn’t cook) and was given back breaking work by the farm hand. He only lasted two days before he begged to resume schooling.

Write a 500 word essay

I came across a story where a child was punished by his father through essay writing. His father was a literature professor and he had a pension for such punishments. When he was caught lying, he was told to write a 500 word essay of five unsuccessful and famous liars. Another time he was caught playing in the rain and he had to write an article about 5 water borne diseases. All without the use of the internet or asking anyone for assistance. He had to do it all by himself.

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