1. When your seat mate starts eating chips
That moment when you're in a matatu
2. When someone starts eating groundnuts
3. When someone lies that they're almost in town and the bus is still at the home stage
4. When people try to get in your full matatu
5. When someone with a heavy bag hits your head
6. When the kange hikes the fare
7. When the driver keeps stopping to wait for passengers
8. When the bus takes too long to fill. Then you decide to board another one. Then the bus you'd left sets off. Then you see the new bus is empty.