7 reasons why you shouldn't lose your virginity drunk
Everyone looks better after 8pm.
Where to do it, who to give it up to and why are key questions that every woman asks herself before letting go of carnal innocence. It’s precious you see, that’s why you just can’t pop the V when intoxicated. Here’s why
1. You need to remember
While how you lost your virginity isn’t a cool topic to discuss anymore, remembering how you did it comes close to dishing out on the details.
2. You’re lazy
If you don’t pass out before you start, there’s a really big chance you’ll snore your way through a lot of his orgasms.
3. Wrong hole manenos
Memes about this crack me up. He’ll say sorry but it will take a lot more than that to heal your poor bum.
While you might be sane enough to say yes to the sex, you probably won’t remember protection. Do you want to acquire a veneral disease at your first instance of sex? No? Stay sober.
5. You’re not ready for a walk of shame
The walk of shame is an identity for the strong willed woman that just wanted to have fun. As a new ‘unvirgee” You’ll probably be thinking that everyone can see it written on your forehead. Also, the alcohol may have lied about the guy.
6. Pregnancy scare
Don’t roll your eyes, it’s actually like an unsaid right of passage.
7. Wrong guy
Okay fine, this could happen anywhere without it necessarily being a drunk choice. But a lot of good guys turn bad when they’re drunk. He could really have game in bed but fail due to alcohol.
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