Sure, Lady Gaga's house starts out sounding pretty glamorous: "Lady Gaga's house, one of them at least, is built into a hill (a Hollywood hill, but I will give you no indication of which one because I was asked by three very nice people not to). Her security guy opens the gate, takes a picture of my ID, and ushers me into a room to wait."
But then, things take a turn for the, well, average.
"I am in a basement. If you are a suburbia-bred American, its probably the basement of your youth: parquet floor, a stack of board games in the corner, those plastic Container Store bins with drawers that are stuffed with white things I can only assume are T-shirts from high school concerts and charity 5Ks. There is a dry-erase board on one wall."
Huh...sounds like basically every basement in America, right? There was, however, one indicator that made it obvious this wasn't just the basement of Midwestern family.
"But then, on a couch in the middle of the room (white, splattered with multicolored paint), there sits a lone Celine shopping bag, fresh and pristine. You might think for a moment: Is this...the welcome gift that awaits the guests of Lady Gaga ? Of course, as a journalist, I did not think that, and if it was a gift I never would have accepted it, but Im just saying that thats what someone else might have thought as they sat down to wait for Lady Gaga. But not me. Obviously. (It was not a gift.)"
Yep, Lady Gaga's net worth is definitely out-of-this-world:
So yep, Lady Gaga has a totally normal basement, with the exception of a few shopping bags that indicate that well, Gaga lives there.
