What Kenyans need to Do Before Going to Canaan

Are you going to Canaan? Find out

The journey to the Promised Land (not the one recorded in the Bible) was first announced by NASA flag bearer Raila Odinga who promised Kenyans if elected the President, he would take them out of the present wilderness the country was in – referring to the Jubilee administration.

Other than the numerous memes and jokes created around the Canaan journey, Kenyans are undergoing a test on Facebook to find out if they are eligible to go to the Land Flowing with Milk and Honey and it is simply hilarious.

Some are being denied access to Canaan while others are given instructions on what they should do first before they are permitted.

Also, Kenyans are also finding out what their role will be in the Promised Land.

Here are the funny reactions Plive.co.ke compiled and they will definitely crack your ribs.

You could also find out if you are going to Canaan.

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