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"Kuna nywele zingine ukitaka kunyoa unapeleka kwa kinyozi, lakini kuna zingine ukitaka kunyoa unaelekea kwa choo. (There are some hairs that are shaved by the barber and others you have to go to the bathroom to shave.)"
"No matter how lazy a woman is, she cannot forget her buttocks at home. No matter how short a man is, he cannot be shorter than his penis."
"Hii mvua ni kidogo, hata naona gari langu linatoroka bure! Mwambie arudi nyuma, yeye ni mpumbavu kabisa! (This is just a light drizzle, I can see my driver moving the car, that's unnecessary. In fact he is just stupid, tell him to turn around)."
While speaking about Raila Odinga: "I don’t think he has any leadership capabilities because he is a very dictatorial fellow. Whenever he talks in NEC meetings, he always says ‘we must do this ‘and people answer back ‘you can’t force us to do this."
On Raila Odinga's decision to cut ties with NASA: "You carry people on your back. They ride on your votes, your energy, your money. They scratch your neck. They pee on your back. And they go all over town saying they should be the Presidential Candidate because you are unelectable."
"Alafu mjinga anasimama hapa kunitisha, ashindwe shetani kabisa…mtupigie kura, mkose kutupigia kwani dunia itaisha? (A foolish person has just stood here to threaten me, the devil himself. Whether you vote for us or not, will the world end?)"
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