We get it, you’re madly in love and you want the whole world to see but there’s a reason why public display of affection is punishable by law.

Think about the third wheel you brought to your date for instance, while they probably acted like they were cheering you on (could have been real) there are a lot of cringe worthy moments that you oh so generously offer that they’d rather not see. Here’s 6

1. Groping each other in public

While one would like to let it go because yours feels like real love, we’d rather not see it.  There’s the growing fallacy that the new age society is okay with such but to be honest, most people are as old school as it can get. Keep it private guys.

2. Ridiculous pet names

Darling, sweetheart, munchkin... That’s just as far as acceptable goes. Switch it up a bit and call your girl queen or the Loise Lane to your superman if you like but do not under any circumstances call her freaky in the presence of your friends. You’re painting pictures in so many minds other than your own.

3. Making out

No one minds a thirty seconds polite kiss shared between lovers. It’s even considered sweet… until you start shoving tongues down each other’s throats. Save us the gag.

4. Talk about their great sex lives

A story is told about the man who had to prove his prowess to the queen because his wife couldn’t stop talking about the amazing sex they have. Want to lose a man to your best friend? Keep telling her about how well he’s laying it on you.

5. Fighting in public

Everybody likes watching a good show down but no one leaves applauding the couple. Instead of making a scene and spoiling the mood for everyone, excuse yourself and go deal with it at home.

Like Rihanna says, “It ain’t nobody’s business.”