Woman Plans to Marry Tetris Video Game After Failed Relationship with a Calculator

Noorul is only attracted to objects that she perceives as male and has stressed that objectophilia is a preference rather than a fetish.

A 20-year-old mathematics student from Orlando, Florida has announced her intention to marry the vintage computer game Tetris, after losing her previous boyfriend in a fatal accident.

The ex-flame was a calculator called Pierre, and he met his demise during cleaning.

Noorul has in the past had a romantic relationship with an iPod and but she has been committed to Tetris for over a year now, and plans to marry the game after she graduates from University.

She suffers, or rather relishes a condition called objectophilia which is a form of sexuality focused on particular inanimate objects.

Attracted to 'male objects'

Hassan is only attracted to objects that she perceives as male and has stressed that objectophilia is a preference rather than a fetish.

The student who claims she has never been attracted to humans, speaks fondly of her ex. A calculator.

She loved touching his buttons – the feel of his buttons and trackpad. She also loved running her finger over it, and used her tongue to touch his buttons. It was very much an intellectual relationship as well.

He’s a calculator – how could it not be?

His ‘death’ was tragic for her. She short-circuited ‘him’ or ‘it’ one day while cleaning him or it. The most indescribable breakdown when he would not work ensued.

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