Sex :  These positions are confusing, dangerous and just not for regular people

Sometimes, us regular folks find ourselves scouring the extensive libraries of the internet to pump up our sex lives. And sometimes we find helpful information.

Also read: 6 best positions to give your woman multiple orgasms

But other times, you get the feeling the author wanted to screw with you. Recommending the most unfortunate sexual positions that vary from impossible to unfathomable.

Here are 5 of the weirdest sexual positions recommended to normal people.

The head game

The lady is supposed to balance on her neck with her entire body up in the air and the man kneeling against her back.

This was hell in P.E., how does it even translate in bed?

play (Cosmopolitan)

The propeller

Your man is supposed to rotate 360 degrees while on top of you.

What’s wrong with good old fashioned back and forth thrusting?

play (So Feminine)

The lap dance

The guy sits on the chair while the girl sits on him with her legs on his shoulders. Apart from being a head injury hazard, I don’t even understand the mechanics of it.

play (Pinterest)

The wheelbarrow

Again, this was done in P.E. or in those races designed by sadistic physical education teachers.

The girl props herself on her arms and the guy ploughs her from the back while holding her thighs. What?

play (Men's Journal)

The butter churner.

I. Can’t. Even.

play (Women's Health SA)