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10 things you should not do during s3x

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Let’s talk about things that should never happen during sex.

We all know that sometimes, things can go wrong and, sometimes, it’s understandable. However, for Pete’s sake, avoid these things at all costs!

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1. Shouting the wrong name. Surely…

2. Being way too loud or dead silent. Mood kill much?

3. Trying stunts you saw on Porn Hub.

Did you know that some of those videos are scripted? Unrealistic yoga positions during sex will only lead to extremely awkward moments. Also, forcing your partner to do stuff they are not comfortable with is unacceptable.

4. Being selfish in bed.

Apparently, some men call it ‘Kuingia kama umetoka’. How rude! If you just want to bust a nut, why not wank instead of working for your own orgasm and leaving the other person high and dry.

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5. Making mean comments about your partner or their genitals.

“Wow, your d*ck is soft”. If you feel that a d*ick is soft, don’t mention it, do the necessary. Also, don’t say demeaning words like “Come here you slut!” especially if it’s a new partner. While some people like that in bed, others find it derogatory and it’s a no no.

6. Answering calls or messages in between coitus.

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7. Checking the time.

That insinuates you’re bored or in a hurry. It’s just plain rude!

8. Recording without consent.

Taking photos or recording the act without permission is unacceptable.

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9. Faking an orgasm.

There are many reasons why women and even men fake orgasms. But you’re the only one going at a loss really. Direct your partner on how to do it right if they are clueless. No need to pretend you’re really enjoying it while in actual sense, you want it over and done with.

10. Sneezing, farting, and other body fuctions.

Yeah, they're sometimes uncontrollable but if you can avoid, please do, as farting in the middle of sex for instance would be such a buzz kill.

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