After traversing the internet and talking to people, I found the oddest, weirdest and shallowest reasons why people have dumped their potential future ex-spouses.
It’s one thing to be illiterate in the white man’s language. It’s another thing entirely to constantly confuse “they’re” and “their” and to text people with “xaxa, xema”.
After meeting a lovely young man online, an unnamed lady was shocked to discover upon meeting him that he had lied about his height and was grossly overweight. She decided to end it there.
A Reddit user said, “He wore the same cologne as my dad and refused to change it. I couldn’t handle it.”
“She didn’t know anything. Literally. Anything that happened she would always ask in this whiny voice, ‘Aki hiyo ni nini?’”
You think you’re funny until…
On a message board, a guy complained about how his girlfriend of a few weeks would always stick her finger in his ear and in his mouth every time he yawned.
“Baby why don’t you try this?”
“Baby, you know fries aren’t good for you.”
“Baby, can I have some of your fries?”
“Baby, I can’t finish the whole order by myself, let’s just share food.”
They only lasted one week.
“His middle toes were conjoined. I couldn’t handle it.”
“He called me bruh when we first met. I was done then and there.”
“She tried to force feed me avocado. I hate avocado. When I refused completely, she ate some then tried to kiss me.”
“She loved horror movies a bit too much and wanted to role play slasher movies in the bedroom.”