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Ooooh say can you seeeee...the extreme amounts of pus flying through the air?
Dermatologist and TLC star Dr. Sandra Lee, MD-aka Dr. Pimple Popper -is celebrating the Fourth of July early. In a YouTube video posted on July 2 called "Fireworks and POPS for July 4th!", she shared an 11-minute roundup of some of her most explosive, firework-like pops from patients past.
Reader, they are truly explosive. Some of them shoot streams of pus through the air like a fountain; others expel thick, sludgy rivers of gunk. All of them will surely make your jaw drop-especially whatever the heck is happening at the 4:10 mark. Good lord, that's a lot of crap. It kinda looks like the spicy brown mustard you'd put on a hot dog. Happy Birthday, America!
"What a great way to celebrate the Red, White, and Ewww," one commenter (and expert pun-spinner) wrote under the YouTube video.
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"I love how you can never second guess how the cyst will respond," another fan observed. "Some are like nope, Im not leaving this nice warm home of mine and you have to really work hard and squeeze it on out, and others are like yay Im free, Im outta here as soon as the scalpel has brushed the top." ( Click here for more of Dr. Pimple Popper's cyst videos .)
Watch those Fourth of July pops here: