Outrageous reasons why women refuse to have s3x

It's never that serious

If she likes you, after a few dates, she will definitely be ready to sleep with you. Key word here is if she likes you. However, there are other reasons why a woman may fail to sleep with you even if she wants to. There are days when we are just caught off guard. You're body is telling you yes but your mind is telling you no.

Here are some 'funny' reasons why she won't sleep with you:

1. She's wearing granny panties.

There's no way she's letting you see her 'mother's union'. And yes every woman has that one ugly panty she wears during her periods. If you want to have sex and she's wearing that, unlucky you!

2. She's on her periods.

You don't want a bloody mess or do you?

3. She has not shaved.

Sometimes women are shy when they haven't shaved especially if cunnilingus is part of the deal eish...not with a Karura down there.

4. She doesn't feel clean enough.

Maybe it's just right after her periods or she's been sweaty all day and the shower option is not there.

5. You stink.

You might be all that but if you remove your clothes and you suddenly smell like soaked beans water, lol you ain't getting lucky bro. Hygiene is everything.

6. She has an STD.

Well...sometimes shit happens.

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