You wanna hurt yourself in bed? Try these at your own risk.
But other times, you get the feeling the author wanted to screw with you. Recommending the most unfortunate sexual positions that vary from impossible to unfathomable.
Here are 5 of the weirdest sexual positions recommended to normal people.
The head game
The lady is supposed to balance on her neck with her entire body up in the air and the man kneeling against her back.
This was hell in P.E., how does it even translate in bed?
Your man is supposed to rotate 360 degrees while on top of you.
What’s wrong with good old fashioned back and forth thrusting?
The lap dance
The guy sits on the chair while the girl sits on him with her legs on his shoulders. Apart from being a head injury hazard, I don’t even understand the mechanics of it.
Again, this was done in P.E. or in those races designed by sadistic physical education teachers.
The girl props herself on her arms and the guy ploughs her from the back while holding her thighs. What?
The butter churner.
I. Can’t. Even.